Sigh… I’m not sure where to start on this. There were two attempts at this, and they were both failures. There were a few things I was told about to see in Colorado Springs. Seven Falls, Garden of the Gods, and Pike’s Peak. But my main interest in Colorado Springs was the Tesla museum. The first day we went didn’t work out so well. No one has heard of the Tesla museum, there was nothing online for it, there was one phone number you could call that went straight to voicemail, and the address on the internet lead nowhere. We left a message on the voicemail hoping for anything. Then there was the Garden of the Gods. I was expecting it to be a garden, like with plants and flowers and such, but it was a lot of rocks. Not a big deal, it was beautiful, but it was closed. There was a bike race going on and the roads were closed. They weren’t to be open until after we left. We did make it over to Seven Falls. If you ask me, it’s just one fall with seven turns. It was pretty, just like all the other falls, but it was expensive to get in there to see it. However, there was an elevator that was built inside the mountain. I walked inside a mountain! How cool is that? Oooh, speaking of inside of mountains, I heard NORAD was in Colorado Springs too. I highly doubt we could do anything about that though. I’m sure we needed to apply months in advance and have a thorough background check. Anyway, it started pouring while we were at Seven Falls. I didn’t feel like getting wet, so we waited under shelter until the rain stopped, but it didn’t. There were a ton of chipmunks in the area. And boy were they friendly. I fed them. They actually came up to my hand, put their hands on mine and took the food out of my hand! They were so cute. They seemed pretty desperate. If you hold the food just above their heads, they jump up and try to grab it. It looks like they are clapping. How adorable. Sadly, this was the best part of the day. It was quite amusing. Once I decided the rain wasn’t going to stop, I put my sunglasses on and strutted over to my car. At this point, I didn’t care, I just wanted to get back to Denver. It was too late to go up Pike’s Peak anyway. And there was no way I was going up a narrow road on the side of the mountain when it was raining.
On the way back, the guy from the Tesla museum number called back. He was a bit… crazy. He was really excited that we knew who he was and asked how we knew and if we were engineers. We set up a time to go see this stuff and demonstrations. It was would be a minimum of $35 to see this. I figured it would be worth it. A Tesla fanatic, a personal demonstration, this could be good. So we drove the hour and a half again on Thursday to the address given. It was a bed and breakfast. It was cute. Got down to the basement to see a guy that had an Amish looking haircut. He started his “presentation” which is more of a lecture… in the dark. He kept talking, in the dark. I had no idea what was going on, but I was being patient hoping it would get better or the presentations would make up for it. This guy was a total waste. He lectured about everything we already knew, the stuff he had he wouldn’t let us really look at or read, or touch. He was very protective of it. His lecture was sporadic, sometimes going off on tangents relating to UFOs or nutrition. Then he showed us an informational video from 1983 and his “demonstrations” which was the same thing over and over, but with different light bulbs. Needless to say, I was PISSED. I left that place cursing. Sailors would say that they had a mouth of a Shaza. Oh my dear lord. What a waste of time. Three hours of mind numbing nonsense. I can't begin to describe how insane this guy is. Apparently he's coming out with 25 books, a couple of movies, and he warned us to search for the truth, but to keep it to ourselves because people will take advantage of us. Really? Can I have those five hours and few hundred brain cells back? On the other hand, I’m glad we went so that I would no longer crave it and satisfy my curiosity about the Tesla museum in Colorado Springs. Tesla, you have once again been duped. On our way out, we drove through the Garden of the Gods. It started raining again, so we couldn’t do any hikes there. It was truly beautiful though.
I definitely have to come back here one day. Maybe go see the wind cave there. Only because it reminds me of South Park. “I can’t kick you just have to save me!” Either way, if and when I do come back to Colorado Springs, I think it would be something that I have to plan. It wasn’t completely bad, but it could have been a lot better.
08/22/11, 08/25/11